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Spaceballs Script Pdf5/6/2021
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and well take care of it shortly.In desperation, Spaceballs leader President Skroob (Mel Brooks) orders the evil Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) to kidnap Princess Vespa (Daphne Zuniga) of oxygen-rich Druidia and hold her hostage in exchange for air.But help arrives for the Princess in the form of renegade space pilot Lone Starr (Bill Pullman) and his half-man, half-dog partner, Barf (John Candy).
Unbeknownest to the princess, but knowest to us, danger lurks in the stars above... If you can read this, you dont need glasses. EXT. SPACEBALL 1 - SPACE SPACEBALL 1 passes by at a slow speed. At the end of the ship is a bumper sticker that says, quot;WE BRAKE FOR NOBODY.quot; INT. SPACEBALL 1 - SPACE SANDURZ is standing in the front of the ship. SANDURZ What is it, Sergeant Rico RICO You told me to let you know the moment Planet Druidia was in sight, sir. SANDURZ So. RICO Planet Druidia is in sight, sir. ![]() Hes on his way. VOICE (O.S.) Make way for Dark Helmet. A door opens revealing DARK HELMET, he resembles Darth Vader, walking toward camera. He stops in front of camera, and is having trouble breathing with the mask down. HELMET Good. Ill call Spaceball City, and notify President Skroob immediately. HELMET What You went over my helmet RICO Well, not exactly over it, sir. Never, ever HELMET (puts on Schwartz ring) RICO Oh shit No, no, no, no, no, please, no, no, please, no, not that. HELMET (pulls mask down) Yes. That. (shoots a green ray at Ricos crouch) RICO Whaoooooooo Owwwwwwwwww GUARDS take him away. HELMET Sandurz. SANDURZ (covers his crouch) Sir HELMET I dont see Planet Druidia. Where is it SANDURZ We dont have visual contact yet, sir, but we have it on the radar screen. Ill do it myself. HELMET and SANDURZ walk to the radar screen. HELMET Whats the matter with this thing Whats all that churning and bubbling You call that a radar screen. SANDURZ No, sir. We call it, quot;Mr. Coffee.quot; (points at label, quot;Mr. Coffeequot;) Care for some HELMET Yes I always have coffee when I watch radar. HELMET (takes coffee) Now that I have my coffee, Im ready to watch radar. Where is it SANDURZ (points to label quot;Mr. Radarquot;) Right here, sir. HELMET There it is, Planet Druidia, and underneath the air shield, ten thousand years of fresh air. Once we kidnap the princess, we will force her father, King Roland, to give us the combination to the air shield. Thereby destroying Planet Druidia and saving Planet Spaceballs. Good When will the princess be married SANDURZ Within the hour, sir. HELMET Well, I hope its a long ceremony, cause its gonna be a short honeymoon. ![]() He is known as a creator of broad film farces and comic parodies.
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